the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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