Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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