They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
as a side note pls kill me
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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