Jerry, you need to find god
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
