Sponge bath it is.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So much Jack, so little girl.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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