it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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