So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
sex in a hospital.. check
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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