'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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