Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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