guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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