Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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