yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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