I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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