No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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