Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
you made out with another girl for some wings
Randomize
