i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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