Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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