I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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