She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
they need to just BURY HIM!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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