god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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