We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
