I looked at my own cervix.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Randomize
