So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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