another moral hangover. fuck.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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