Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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