I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
