from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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