What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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