So gin and wine won't be happening again
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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