My hair reeks of homosexuality.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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