AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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