Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Farmville is her only friend.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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