I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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