So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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