I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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