Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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