Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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