It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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