As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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