god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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