it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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