Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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