That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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