so that wasnt chicken after all
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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