Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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