): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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