hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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