so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
operation have a gay friend backfired
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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