What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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