Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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